im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass
I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.
when i see a cute couple my first thought is always if they’ve had sex yet
What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group